Kill that damn dirty ape and stop me and my friends from trying to come up with one theory after another on characters and plots. Yesterday, while re-reading Storm of Swords, I was thinking that maybe Jon Snow and Ned Dayne were twins or something until I realized they are not even close in age. And why would Ashara Dayne throw herself out a window because her brother got killed? And are Shireen's nightmares about dragons the same as Danny and Tyrion's dreaming of dragons? Will Brienne become the undead's leader with the magic sword and will she fight a new, godly Hound in a reversal of fate? Is Tyrion really one of the three heads? What role will Gendry have? Will he be legitamized? AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!