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Jaime's Challenge

The good news: Jaime Lannister pulled it out and defeated Kvothe. Came from 700 votes behind in the final hours to win handily... all thanks to you guys, of course. Thanks to all of you who voted for him... and all of you who voted for his opponent (misguided though you are). And to Patrick Rothfuss, a fine writer and a good sport, who made this round a lot of fun. RIP, Kvothe.

The bad news: Jaime is in the final, and his opponent is Rand al'Thor.

Let me see. Rand is a master swordsman. He's got one of those "heron mark" swords, which is probably the equal of Valyrian steel. He's the reincarnation of the greatest hero and wizard in the history of Robert Jordan's universe. He's got balefire. And then there's that whole ta'veren thing he's got going.

Jaime has gilded armor, a shield, a Valyrian steel sword, and a dwarf.

Bugger.

"Here's my counsel for this round," Tyrion said. "Run away. Don't look back."

Jaime is not impressed. "A Lannister does not run."

"This one does," said Tyrion, "but I figured you'd say that. So here's what you need to do to have ANY hope of surviving this one..."



Jaime's last match was fought on Kvothe's home turf. An away game. Therefore Jaime demands that this final be played out on his own ground, in the tourney grounds outside King's Landing, according to the customs and traditions of Westeros.

And should the wizards of Suvudu grant THAT request, he further demands that this be made a TRIAL OF SEVEN, to honor the Seven Gods. His right to demand such a format is sanctified by ancient Westerosi custom... and my first Dunk & Egg story, "The Hedge Knight."

Under the rules of a Trial of Seven, each combatant is allowed to have six companions to fight beside him. Seven against seven. Jaime's six will all be characters from the worlds and stories of George R.R. Martin (that would be me); Rand is free to fill out his six with characters from the works of Robert Jordan AND Brandon Sanderson. (Yes, he can even include Conan, since Jordan wrote about him).

Seven against seven. For all the marbles.

Jaime's challenge.

How do the gods of Suvudu rule?

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saxster
Apr. 2nd, 2010 09:31 pm (UTC)
There is no way on God's Green Earth that I would ever side with Rand in anything. Those Jordan books that I managed to complete were a torture-test to read. If Jaime were to really lose this, it would be if someone forced him to listen to Rand talk for a day or two.

I'm confident that in the end, the Lannister's will prove that they have the stones to win, while Rand will run back to the skirts of his women.
Opal [blogspot.com]
Apr. 2nd, 2010 09:33 pm (UTC)
I just read GRRM's Dreamsongs Vol 1 collection. I think a Hrangan Mind might be the equal of the Dragon Reborn. So do please put one on the team!
hippoiathanatoi
Apr. 2nd, 2010 10:13 pm (UTC)
Oh, that's a good call. Hadn't thought of that one.
piotyr
Apr. 2nd, 2010 09:39 pm (UTC)
This is basically what fantasy IS right now: A Song of Ice and Fire, The Wheel of Time, and the little guys that got bumped off on the way.

Jaime's a badass, but, really, how do you handle a guy who can level mountains and erase people from existence?

I see Rand winning, personally, but ASoIaF fans are crazy bastards, so we'll just have to see how the voting goes.
a_r_williams
Apr. 2nd, 2010 09:53 pm (UTC)
I like the idea of a Trial of Seven, that would be an awesome fight.

The only problem I have is with Jaime getting the help of Dany's dragons--I doubt she would ever aide the Kingslayer.

Jaime's seven:

UnCat

Thoros ( the kiss of life )
Sandor Clegane ( skill with sword )
Melisandre ( magic )
Bran ( warg )
Brienne ( skill with sword )
Jaqen H'gar ( assassination )
weirman
Apr. 2nd, 2010 09:59 pm (UTC)
When we're talking about a fight between aSoIaF and WoT, I'd vote for aSoIaF every time. But when it comes down to a bastard like Jaime Lannister and Rand al'Thor (who all worlds basically depend on) I'm afraid I'd have to vote for al'Thor. Particularly if Rand can channel.

Now if it comes down to a fight just using swordplay, and a Trial by Seven then the vote becomes a little more difficult. And if Jaime does have women on his side, then it becomes even tougher. Unless, of course, Rand's seven includes someone who can take care of the women. Hmmm.

Regardless of the outcome, I'd love to see who gets chosen for the Seven on both sides.
kit_hartford
Apr. 3rd, 2010 12:02 am (UTC)
He could bring along Cadsuane Meliadhrin to handle that aspect of the fight for him.
faithfulcynic
Apr. 2nd, 2010 10:24 pm (UTC)
Rand may be all that but he is also, in my opinion, annoying as shit. I hope Jaime wins :)
lunylucy
Apr. 2nd, 2010 10:54 pm (UTC)
I don't know if it's been suggested already but Brienne has to be one of Jaime's 6. IT IS KNOWN.
opaltiger
Apr. 2nd, 2010 11:03 pm (UTC)
Rand is the second most annoying character in fantasy (the honour has to go to Richard Rahl, and god help me that I still remember his surname). Since this contest stopped being about who would actually win some rounds ago, I see absolutely no reason to not vote against Rand as a matter of principle.
slojae
Apr. 3rd, 2010 07:41 am (UTC)
yeah but the ending of that series was kinda anticlimactic...

he'd just create a new world to send jaime to
guessingo
Apr. 2nd, 2010 11:05 pm (UTC)
rand is going to open a can of woopass
I like your books George, but unless you find a away to put A'dam on Rand or feed him some forkroot, he can beat everyone in your world by himself. Even if Jaime gets all the dragons on his side and some of the monsters north of the wall he can't win.

Kind of appropriate that the characters of the man who gave you your first quote is going up against you.

Probably the 2 best fantasy writers of the last 20 years.
qualistarian
Apr. 2nd, 2010 11:15 pm (UTC)
No problem. Do 3 of Jaime's 6 get to be Viserion, Drogon, and Rhaegon? Other than Rand himself, the Wheel of Time doesn't have any dragons.
fadedpaladin
Apr. 2nd, 2010 11:15 pm (UTC)
Potential allies..

Tuf
Kleronomas
Dany -- teenage girl (rand's weakness) + 3 dragons .. she'll be a valuable ally.
Sharra, from the Lonely Songs of Laren Dorr - She's got eons of practice fighting again seven gods.
.. Howabout the daughter in Portraits of his Children- she who made the paintings that come to life for a night? Rand is an inch away from snapping on his good days.. send him a few paintings of the women who have died for him, and he's in trouble for sure.
dswdiane
Apr. 2nd, 2010 11:15 pm (UTC)
The only comment I have to make, that if everything had really been power vs power, the final contestants would have been Cthulu vs Aslan. But since this is a really a popularity contest and even though Jim (was) and Harriet (is) good friends of mine in rl. . . hrm. . .(what a very awkward sentence), I think I'm going to vote for Jaime mainly because Rand has been acting like a horse's ass for the last couple of books.
alicelouise58
Apr. 2nd, 2010 11:31 pm (UTC)
I will be voting for Jaime
Congratulations to House Lannister!

The only sad note is that the final will not be against one of my other favorite heroes, Drizzt. RA Salvatore could have penned a fine fight scene.
drawgirl
Apr. 3rd, 2010 12:11 am (UTC)
OOooo I don't know about opening it up to Brandon Sanderson's characters too - that means Rand could bring Vin with him. I don't think Jaime's armor would do well against a Mistborn...
the_nutbagger
Apr. 3rd, 2010 12:20 am (UTC)
A Lannister pays his debts
Regardless of how the battle goes, while Jaime is fighting, Tyrion needs to get into the dress/pants/cadin'sor of Elaine, Min and Aviendha. If he wins, the Dragon will be reminded of his fight by the stunted little Lannisters for ever more.
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