((Sad to say, this parody is hardly exaggerated at all. A few of the answers are almost verbatim to the actual answers of the Miss USA contestants to "Should Evolution Be Taught in Schools." Go watch that video on YouTube and see for yourself)).
(((There are days I think I am living in the world of Kornbluth's "Marching Morons." Just look at reality TV, and remember the hit show in his story)))
(((I am vastly pleased that the eventual Miss USA winner, and GAME OF THRONES fan, does "believe in evolution." And presuambly in math as well))).
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Come to Canada, where facts are allowed to be facts.
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I'm a believer in evolution, but it is a theory, and I don't begrudge a parents' right to decide the type of curriculum that's best for their children.
I don't think it's fair to characterize skeptics of evolution as "Marching Morons". Ridiculing skeptics into silence is an all to common practice when it comes to science.
"Skeptics" of evolution deserve the same respect we give flat earthers.
Greetings from Brazil.
Tell me you agree.
Of course, you can't (yet) disprove the existence of a god with science, but it has debunked the stories of the holy books, and pushed the need for a good so far back that its hypothetical existence is irrelevant.
That is how I am teaching my daughters. They won't be beauty constestants - just an engineer and a doctor (or at least that is what they aspire to today).
Human Evolution remains a theory.
the parody and the original. yikes.
But one thing rings true - you have an amazing spectrum of fans. ;)
My favorite answer was the one from Miss Vermont. She was one of the few (or perhaps the only one) who knew what evolution is.
Public schools should teach that the word theory in science means a different thing than the word theory in common parlance. In science, it means it has been tested many times and it is a fact or very close to a fact. What people call "theory" in common speech, scientists call "hypothesis" or "conjecture" (in the case of mathematics).
I think this discrepancy is what creates so much confusion.
Also, why is this pageant given so much weight? How is it ok to judge people on these standards? Listening to the actual video is making me annoyed with the world.
And god, this parody, I don't know if I should laugh or cry X'D
That so many think that the alternative to evolution to be taught is the Judeo-Christian myth is appalling.
Personally, I was taught both evolution in science class; and mythology (sans the Judeo-Christian myth) in history and literature. I was taught the basics of several other religions in world culture.
Creationism was taught in church (I grew up Christian), where I think it belongs.
I would not have a problem if the Judeo-Christian version of things were part of the world culture classes; but I *do* have a problem with it being taught as a scientific theory.
I also suggest these "well educated" women go back and *read* the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence. A creator is mentioned, but there is no reference to God as the creator.
This is what i belive: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a15KgyXBX
And yes... Ernest Cline is an american.
In plain terms the above statement is 2 opposing theories are approached with unreasonable venom from both sides and in the end a third as yet unnamed theory will probably be correct but elements from one or both could be within that theory. Proving once again people are idiots.
Could there be something else out there to clearly explain the origin of life on Earth that will one day make itself clear? Yeah. There could be. But that doesn't make evolution invalid. It's pretty clear that evolution is a fact of life and all it takes to understand this is a little cursory studying of animal development. (Or plant or us or whatever)
Luckily in the near future evolution will probably become a testable empirical science as we realize that it's the only way to create artificial intelligence/life. Let the creationists try to develop their own AI ;)
That's kind of a terrifying thought :P