Hmm, my Kindle does words, does pictures in b&w, doesn't do colour. Do more recent Kindles (mine's from 2010) do colour pictures? Do I need to upgrade already???? Sadly clueless about that - and I thought I'd read pretty much all your work, Mr. Martin, but "Meathouse Man" doesn't ring a bell and it sounds like I'd remember it! I guess it's time to save the (now non-existent in Canada) pennies for an upgraded Kindle by October!