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Power, Power, POWER!!!!

The HOLLYWOOD REPORTER says I am the third most powerful writer in Hollywood:

 http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/person/george-rr-martin

Mwaaaahahahahaha.  (Rubs hands together)   What shall I do with such awesome power?

Let me banish all reality shows from the air!

And these 'talent' shows too!  Instead of shows where assholes and audiences mack mock of wannabees who cannot sing and dance, let's bring back the variety show and feature really GOOD singers and really GOOD dancers.

Oh, and you movie studios... no more replacing screenwriters at the drop of a hat.  It should as hard to replace the writer as it is to replace the director.  And that "a film by" credit at the beginning of pictures should include the name of BOTH writer and director.  The film is by both of them, not just one.

And every TV series should be required to take X amount of pitches from freelancer writers and beginners.  That used to be mandated by the WGA, and way back when it was how a lot of newcomers got their foot in the door, but these days most shows find ways around it, and breaking in is harder than ever.

Since I am so so powerful, I know all this will come to pass!

(And if it does, I have a bride to sell you).

((BRIDGE! I meant bridge.))

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GeekFurious
Dec. 9th, 2014 12:28 am (UTC)
Mooohahahahahahahaha
It's time you made an album of ASOIAF songs so you can start your path toward an EGOT.
grrm
Dec. 9th, 2014 02:29 am (UTC)
Re: Mooohahahahahahahaha
Working on it.
Re: Mooohahahahahahahaha - tsgeisel - Dec. 9th, 2014 04:43 am (UTC) - Expand
Re: Mooohahahahahahahaha - sistercrow - Dec. 9th, 2014 07:38 am (UTC) - Expand
Re: Mooohahahahahahahaha - attilathepbnun - Dec. 11th, 2014 02:43 am (UTC) - Expand
Re: Mooohahahahahahahaha - GeekFurious - Dec. 9th, 2014 01:21 pm (UTC) - Expand
Re: Mooohahahahahahahaha - ThierrySoulard - Dec. 9th, 2014 04:32 pm (UTC) - Expand
iroberts007
Dec. 9th, 2014 12:39 am (UTC)
Hear, Hear!
Jonnathan Molina
Dec. 9th, 2014 12:42 am (UTC)
Nice! I agree with all these Royal Decrees.
Katherine Almonte
Dec. 10th, 2014 05:47 am (UTC)
Amazing!!
I couldn't have said it better.
cemeteryconsort
Dec. 9th, 2014 12:46 am (UTC)
Could you also banish the Nielson ratings. They have destroyed so many good shows by not giving them the chance they need to evolve and develop, and they are in general totally inaccurate and damn stupid way to judge who's watching what. Thank you so much for considering my request your Awesomeness.
addicted2asoiaf
Dec. 9th, 2014 12:51 am (UTC)
If only GRRM had this much control over the real world,

maybe it'd make it just as interesting as his books!

Edited at 2014-12-09 12:52 am (UTC)
Orioni
Dec. 9th, 2014 12:57 am (UTC)
<3
Love you, Sir! Greetings from Brazil <3
drpaisley
Dec. 9th, 2014 01:00 am (UTC)
(And if it does, I have a bride to sell you).

I've got a goat around here somewhere...
oman_jiggy
Dec. 9th, 2014 01:20 am (UTC)
Congratulations!
Congratulations on being number three! You definitely deserve the awesome power. Please have mercy on us loyal fans, Master Martin!
nicestpersonali
Dec. 9th, 2014 01:36 am (UTC)
I'm currently visiting santa fe and would love to leave you a tribute (since you are so powerful) of my moms tamales (she makes me a huge amount to take home) at your theater but I don't know if you go often enough to get them nice and fresh. If not I'm sure you awesome theater crew would enjoy them.
grrm
Dec. 9th, 2014 02:32 am (UTC)
Yes, I get to the theatre a couple times a week, unless I am travelling... but my staff will gladly store the gift... if they don't eat it.
(no subject) - nicestpersonali - Dec. 9th, 2014 08:00 am (UTC) - Expand
jettcat
Dec. 9th, 2014 01:41 am (UTC)
Let me banish all reality shows from the air!

Ohpleaseohpleaseohplease!

noybusiness
Dec. 9th, 2014 01:53 pm (UTC)
If only.
(no subject) - aulus_poliutos - Dec. 9th, 2014 04:18 pm (UTC) - Expand
Lmao! - Katherine Almonte - Dec. 10th, 2014 05:50 am (UTC) - Expand
djmcgrvy
Dec. 9th, 2014 01:45 am (UTC)
It must be funny scrolling through a list and finding yourself on it. Right up at the top nonetheless!
agershenson
Dec. 9th, 2014 01:47 am (UTC)
how much for the bride ;-)
oneirognette
Dec. 9th, 2014 01:47 am (UTC)
Do you like dragons
ladyeuthanasia
Dec. 9th, 2014 01:54 am (UTC)

I've said it once (to you at Len's house), and I'll say it again. I love you, George.

:-)
segue
Dec. 9th, 2014 01:55 am (UTC)

Good job. You can still be number one!

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