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End of the Season

The NFL wrapped up its regular season over the weekend, with victories for both of my teams.

The Jets defeated the Buffalo Bills 30-10. Last year, when facing the Bills on the final weekend, Gang Green could have clinched a playoff spot with a win... so, of course, they choked and played the worst game of the reason. This year, when the game meant absolutely nothing, they romped. The Bills fired Rex Ryan after last week's loss, so you couldn't even pitch the contest as "Hot Seat Bowl," with Buffalo playing under an interim coach.

The highlight of the game came after the Jets kicked a field goal and kicked off to Buffalo. The ball bounced into the endzone, while a Bills player stood over it looking at it curiously, as if to say, "What is that? Is that the ball? Was I supposed to catch it? I forget. Maybe I should pick it up?" While he was pondering, one of the Jets rushed past him and fell on the ball for a touchdown. Maybe it was good Rex was not on the sideline, his head might have exploded.

FWIW, I think Buffalo made a mistake in letting go of Rex. They did not even give him two years, and they are not likely to find anyone better. The Bills are a deeply dysfunctional franchise; they keep hiring new coaches, but never give them time to build a winner. No wonder they have been out of the playoffs longer than any other team in the NFL.

The Jets are not much better, however. The win left them with a record of 5-11 on the season, and the sixth overall draft slot. But they still have no quarterback. Christian Hackenberg, their second round draft pick last year, finally dressed for a game, but still did not play. Ryan Fitzpatrick started and finished and played... well, okay, but everyone seems certain that he will not be back next year. Neither will Geno. Which leaves Gang Green with the broken Bryce Petty and the totally untested Hackenberg and that draft pick. Do they use that on yet another young qb? So they try to address one of their many other needs? Do they pick up a quarterback in free agency or trade for one? If so, who? I hear talk of Romo, Cutler, and Kaepernick, which seems to me just a choice of poison. Arsenic, cyanide, or strychnine, what would you like?

Meanwhile, the Jets did keep their head coach... but fired a whole bunch of assistant coaches. So I don't know if they really have much more continuity than the Bills, when you get down to it. Sigh. Sometimes it's hard to be green...

So let's go blue, and talk about the Giants. They won too, and much more impressively, defeating the Potomac Drainage Basin Indigenous People 19-10. (Would have been 13-10, except for a freak defensive touchdown on Washington's last desperation play). The game was not really as close as the score, since Big Blue's defense dominated throughout, pretty well shutting down one of the league's highest scoring offenses. What made the win even more impressive was that the Giants were already locked into the #5 seed in the playoffs, win or lose, and had nothing to play for, while the Redskins had everything to play for. I was glad to see that Ben McAdoo and Eli Manning played to win regardless; I hate it when teams lie down on the last day of the season. (I am looking at you, Cowboys).

The Giants ended up with an 11-5 record on the season, and their first playoff appearance since they won the SuperBowl in 2011. Can they do it again? Odds are against them, but you never know. The G-Men do have a great defense, and it is often said that defense wins championships. We'll see. The road starts at Green Bay. That should be a great game. In Aaron Rodgers, the Packers have the best QB in the game, but their potent offense will be facing the Giants' tough defense. On the other side of the ball, however, a weak Green Bay defense with a porous secondary and no pass rush will be matched against a New York offense that has no running game, an offensive line that gives Eli no protection, and only one downfield threat in Odell Beckham. So it will be strength against strength, and weakness against weakness.

The Packers are favored, and rightly so. Mr. Discount Doublecheck is red hot. On the other hand, in the past Eli Manning has played his best ball in the playoffs, the O-line has gotten a little better since Justin Pugh returned, and even the running game showed some signs of life, at least when Perkins has the ball in place of Jennings. We shall see.

Go G-MEN!

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Frederik Van Praet
Jan. 4th, 2017 12:00 am (UTC)
If you could pick one ASOIAF character to play for the Jets, who would it be and why would it be Tormund?
grrm
Jan. 4th, 2017 12:20 am (UTC)
Strong Belwas for the O-line.
Frederik Van Praet
Jan. 4th, 2017 12:31 am (UTC)
I genuinely know nothing about NFL, and I know you know that I don't know what even an O-line is, but I really appreciate you still answering my question! :)

Lots of love, an

-enthousiastic-book-lover-that-would-kill-for-just-a-tiny-bit-of-reconformation-that-you-re-still-writing-TWOW

xoxo

ps: You best send me the actual names of those that I have to kill in a private message or something... this would be to obvious... :/
nickelbackstark
Jan. 4th, 2017 12:35 am (UTC)
Beware the Butt Fumble!
w2irt
Jan. 4th, 2017 12:51 am (UTC)
I always saw Strong Belwas as more of a Nose Tackle on the D-line. I think Tormund, as mentioned, might be excellent at right tackle, or maybe even guard. I'd just be afraid of him tripping over his Member on the left side, leaving Eli vulnerable or flat on his back. Oh, wait. We already have someone like that. This is why I drink on Sundays.
donoteatpoop
Jan. 4th, 2017 01:59 am (UTC)
Belwas?
How are you going to place Thrones' characters on the Giants team and not put Wun Wun up there?

Edited at 2017-01-04 02:06 am (UTC)
John Brown
Jan. 4th, 2017 02:30 am (UTC)
Re: Belwas?
I think they made a rule for all sports after that Airbud Movie that all players must be human.
w2irt
Jan. 4th, 2017 03:25 am (UTC)
Re: Belwas?
Wun Wun would definitely make a great tight end. He can block like crazy, Eli couldn't possibly over-throw him and I like his odds for yards after the catch. Betcha he'd rock special teams blocking kicks, too.
Alex McDonough
Jan. 4th, 2017 04:30 am (UTC)
Manderly at Center, Theon four-fingers at wide receiver, Ser Robert Strong at tight end
w2irt
Jan. 4th, 2017 07:23 am (UTC)
You'd want a guy with enough athleticism to touch his own toes to snap the ball, and I'm not sure Lord Too Fat To Sit A Horse would qualify. But he could be the timekeeper for the Jets...."this mummers' farce is almost done" I think adequately describe Gang Green's two minute drill.

I don't think Theon can grasp balls any more. I'll leave any wide receiver jokes to the imagination.

Ser Robert Strong is too slow and lumbering for tight end, though it could be argued that that never stopped Shockey in his final year in Blue. I'd put him in at defensive end.

I think Jaime would make a good running back. Who better to give a stiff-arm block or keep a solid grip on the ball. I'd put Brienne in at Left Tackle...nobody's coming near the QB with her guarding his blind side. Tyrion for half-back, of course . And I think the Late Lord Frey could just as easily trade in his House's stupid-looking hat for a grey hoodie.

Edited at 2017-01-04 07:25 am (UTC)
Peter Davies
Jan. 4th, 2017 08:29 pm (UTC)
Tyrion should be the coach or the manager! Any team would be unbeatable with him at the helm!
Mark J. Crandley
Jan. 4th, 2017 09:34 pm (UTC)
I think Westeros has the ideal tight end in the Hound. Tall, quick, strong as a boar, and tough as leather. I can't recall any indication about his hands. But assuming he can catch, his only weakness is fire. So keep him in the locker room for any pregame fireworks. (Although, come to think of it, he has once left the field of play before the game was over, so there maybe some diva issues there....)
starkdad
Jan. 4th, 2017 09:01 pm (UTC)
Real Fantasy Football
Games Workshop has a Fantasy Football game called Blood Bowl.

The rules are Rugby + US football between fantasy races.

Westeros needs a national sport (other than jousting).

Would have to be human dominated (given Westeros) but with interesting regional differences - only one Giant allowed per team.

You could also add a polo element...

TomT
Anthony Gonzalez
Jan. 5th, 2017 09:59 am (UTC)
hopefully my 9ers can add an Archibald Yronwood type in the draft to play DT
Christopher Frazier
Jan. 4th, 2017 07:33 am (UTC)
Not an original pick on my part. But my pick is always The Mountain in every situation. Defensive end when he plays evil little bill.

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