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Bad Presidents

Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.

But sometimes fiction can take truth and turn it up to eleven.

We all know how the recent presidential election turned out in the real world. Hilary Clinton won by three million votes, but Donald Trump is going to take office in a week and a half, thanks to the electoral college, James Comey, and some Russian hackers. I've seen a lot of Trump voters saying, yes, Trump was bad, but they thought Clinton was worse, so... lesser of two evils and all that. (FWIW, I don't think Hilary was evil, but even if we accept that premise, no way she was the lesser when up against the Pussygrabber-in-Chief).

I don't want to talk real world politics here, however. We've done a lot of that this past year, and we have four more years of it ahead of us.

Instead I want to expand the "choice of evils" template with a little thought experiment, and weigh Trump against some fictional presidents and presidential candidates.

So... if the recent presidential election had pitted Donald Trump against Francis Underwood (HOUSE OF CARDS) and Gregg Hartmann (WILD CARDS), who would you have voted for?



And if you don't know who Gregg Hartmann is... well, go check out our new Wild Cards website at http://www.wildcardsworld.com/ . Our plan is to keep the site fresh with blog posts every couple of weeks, and the first of those just went up: a rumination by Stephen Leigh on the long and storied career of Gregg Hartmann, aka Puppetman, whose saga lasted from the first volume of WILD CARDS all the way through volume fifteen.

Read it and enjoy, and post your choices here: Trump, Underwood, or Hartmann. With reasons.

NO off topic comments, please.

FWIW, Hartmann never did manage to achieve the White House in the Wild Cards universe. But Leo Barnett did, so I am not sure that's a total win...

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srdrbr
Jan. 8th, 2017 09:31 am (UTC)
Vote
Come on George, you should have balanced the game a little.

Yeah, Underwood and Hartmann are hypocritical, murderous, manipulative psychopaths, that could be forgiven, but the worst of all, they are Democrats :D

So Trump would get my vote if I was allowed to vote, but again, he is pitted here against fictional politician and super villain, so my right to vote isn't really the biggest hypothetical.
Jenn Fuller
Jan. 8th, 2017 09:48 am (UTC)
Frank Underwood. While he may have crossed a line or two to get the presidential title, Unlike trump, He actually wants the job, and he wants to be excellent at it.
(I know I didn't capitalize trump. I never do. The moron doesn't deserve capitalization.)
Marco De Sanctis
Jan. 8th, 2017 01:19 pm (UTC)
I vote for Stannis.
david anthony
Jan. 8th, 2017 01:54 pm (UTC)
Underwood is competent and would be a strong leader, but his 'America Works' scheme would be more dangerous and disastrous than any Trump policy: ending social security and re-appropriating the funds to create jobs. On the other hand, he'd be less likely to start a nuclear war. I'd probably have to pick Trump though, because Underwood is evil and competent enough to carry out his agenda, whilst trump is despicable, but also extremely incompetent and simple-minded, which would make it less likely for him to succeed in his terrifying agenda. Under Underwood, a lot of damage could be done. Under Trump, he'd probably just end up disappointing all his supporters and leaving in four years.
jeff hei
Jan. 8th, 2017 02:15 pm (UTC)
I would still vote trump, I also did not think Hillary was evil but I do think she was corrupt, and so I take a chance on trump
Sharon Sakach
Jan. 8th, 2017 03:19 pm (UTC)
Who to choose?
I submit another alternative, after watching the Crown halfway through. We go back to the monarchy. Whereupon, Queen Elizabeth or whoever is in charge says to Trump or FU guy or the Wild Card guy, off with your head!
anasta
Jan. 8th, 2017 03:26 pm (UTC)
Underwood. But what do I know, I'm a Russian, probably a hacker, we all are.
hippoiathanatoi
Jan. 8th, 2017 04:22 pm (UTC)
If we just knew them from their campaign and careers -- and not from the secret nastiness -- Underwood and Hartmann would both seem like objectively better candidates than Trump, simply on the basis of experience and popularity. Hartmann would probably seem more appealing than Underwood, but that's because I'm certain he would have shown a more liberal/progressive record in the senate than Underwood would have.

But if I knew Underwood was not only corrupt but murderous and Hartmann was a sadistic mind-controller with plenty of blood on his own hands, and Trump was the only other choice... well, I guess I'd hold my nose for Trump. Although given the choice I'd sooner pencil in a candidate or simply not vote.
octopus_garden
Jan. 8th, 2017 04:26 pm (UTC)
Frank Underwood. I'll take ruthlessness over incompetence any day.
francobian33
Jan. 8th, 2017 06:57 pm (UTC)
That guy seems so stupid.
I live in another country, but the media only talked about the elections in the United States during the last months.
I do not know the truth, I did not like either of them, but I repeat, I live in another country and the reality that comes here probably is not the one that lives there. (And works the same way backwards)
I just know that from the outside the situation seems as ridiculous as the elections in Argentina last year. I hate politicians, they do not bring anything good to the world.

The world lacks spiritual leaders, not politicians, entrepreneurs and other crap in search of power.

I would not vote for any of the three ..
Give me a good choice .. Stannis for President!
sdschaffer
Jan. 8th, 2017 08:08 pm (UTC)
For anyone who is saying they would vote for Trump as the 'lesser evil' over Underwood or Hartmann, because hey, at least he doesn't murder people, I ask you to consider this Facebook post by Eliezer Yudkowsky.

His key argument: there is a level of politics which is mostly theater and a level of politics which is deadly serious, which he divides into Level A and Level B. Most of the things which come up in an election year and grab the public's attention are on the theater side of things: scandals and verbal slip-ups and recordings of the candidate saying embarrassing things. And this level can actually reach very far into the realm of things which genuinely are major indictments of character in any other context, even things which would land you in prison. Trump's "grab 'em by the pussy", for example, suggests he's a sex offender, but having a sex offender as President still doesn't meet the requirements to reach Level B.

What does reach the Level B is casually tossing out things like 'We'll need to see whether NATO countries have paid their bills before we honor our obligations to defend them.' Bragging about sexual assault shows you are a bad, unpleasant person. If it's demonstrated this is something you actually did, it should land you in a jail cell. But undermining confidence in the United States honoring its NATO obligations weakens the system guardrails that are protecting us from World War III and the potential extinction of our species.

As a reminder, both World Wars (and the Korean War, to boot) started because one actor was unclear just how far they could push things before other actors responded with military force. Muddying those waters, or having a leader who is unable to see where the line is drawn, is a really really bad thing.

A President who murders people personally? A President who uses his powers to make people commit all kinds of atrocious acts for sadistic thrills? If either are otherwise sane and informed, they're preferable to a President who leads us to a situation in which millions or billions could potentially die. Even if the last man mentioned is an otherwise decent person, with the consequences of his actions coming from him simply being in over his head.

That is why you vote for Underwood over Trump. That is why you vote for Hartmann over Trump.
_omega_man
Jan. 8th, 2017 09:03 pm (UTC)
The question you pose goes well beyond the usual Turd or Skunk Sandwich? and Tweedle Dum or Tweedle Dumer? choices we are asked to make at the polls.

But all things considered, I must go with Underwood.
He's the evil I know best and am least uncomfortable with.
He would never be Putin's or anyone's bitch (except maybe Satan's).
And if anyone crosses him, he'll serve them their borscht made from their own blood.

Machiavellian has been used a lot to describe old Frank. And Machiavelli himself said that people only understand the extremes of cruelty or kindness, so no half-way measures. If one must be evil, then be big evil...don't intercourse around.

When it comes to evil, as with everything else, P-lect Pusssygrabber is an assclown, a Manhattan Mussolini wanna be.

But we endured and survived 8 long, nightmarish years or Cheney/W...we can surely do likewise for four (or less) of Trump.
I'm a optimistic pessimist:)





kayashta
Jan. 8th, 2017 09:49 pm (UTC)
Underwood forever.
stephenstark
Jan. 8th, 2017 11:27 pm (UTC)
the right choice
Though not a selection here, James Alexander Malcolm MacKenzie Frasor would be my choice. Perhaps only George here knows who he is.
chrismireya
Jan. 8th, 2017 11:59 pm (UTC)
I voted for Trump in November.
I'm not ashamed of it either -- despite how popular it is to try and shame people into political submission on social media nowadays. I live in the San Francisco Bay Area (specifically in the Silicon Valley). Even in this most blue of blue islands, between 25-33% of voters cast a vote for Trump.

Now, I didn't vote for some of the things that Trump said. I typically find that I don't completely agree with any politician or candidate. For me, it came down to policy issues and the ability to differentiate between the things that Trump actually said (some of which I disagreed with) and what the media interpreted him to have said.

Trump wasn't my first choice. He wasn't my second, third or even tenth choice. I can think of a number of candidates that would have won by vote if they were on the ballot. In fact, I was a Dr. Rand Paul man -- given that he appeals to my libertarian sensibilities. I simply felt that he was the best of the two remaining viable choices (and I don't believe in casting protest votes).

Now, my wife is an immigrant from Mexico. She comes from a large family that spent years as migrant farm workers. After years of work, she and the rest of her nine siblings have graduated from college with at least a bachelor's degree. Six of them earned post-graduated degrees. One recently graduated from Stanford. One is currently finishing grad school at Harvard. One is an architectural engineer. Another is working in medicine. Six of them work in education (e.g., counseling, administration and teaching).

My wife's entire family got behind Trump from the get-go. In fact, my father-in-law -- who doesn't speak English -- became a citizen recently and Trump was the first president that he had the opportunity to vote for. They believe that immigration issues are among the most important that this nation faces. They feel that illegal immigration cheapens what they have worked so hard for.

Trump is far from perfect and his biggest issue is the ability to put his foot in his mouth. Still, I disagree with Trump on mostly character flaws (just as I disagreed with Bill Clinton) but I disagreed with Hillary Clinton on policy issues (as well as character flaws). My dad spent a career in the military before starting a second career. He lost two jobs because of "globalism" and "free trade" -- in which his jobs (and production) were sent to China and Mexico.

Consequently, I would vote for Trump again in a hypothetical election over the prospect of Francis Underwood and Gregg Hartmann.

Of course, if George R. R. Martin was running, he'd have my vote! We may not agree on everything -- but I think that I know enough about him that he'd be a sensible philosopher president with just enough Machiavelli in him to speak softly but ride a big dragon. :-)
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