Spoilers Below
Don't read this if you haven't yet watched the season finales of BATTLESTAR GALACTICA and/ or LIFE ON MARS. I've finally seen both (we are TIVO junkies, so we don't always watch shows the night they air), and... well...
BATTLESTAR GALACTICA ends with "God Did It." Looks like somebody skipped Writing 101, when you learn that a deus ex machina is a crappy way to end a story.
And now LIFE ON MARS ends with "It Was All a Dream." Curiously, I actually found that a bit more satisfying than the end of BSG. But still... really??? C'mon. Writing 101.
Oh, and while I'm at it, let me spoil the new Nicholas Cage movie, KNOWING. I actually enjoyed that one, mostly, although everyone else I know who has seen it hated it. But the ending... this time it was space angels who did it. And when the little kids starting running through the alien grass toward the glowing alien tree, I almost thought the boy was going to say, "My dad used to call me Caleb, but my real name is Adam," and then the little girl would say... oh, wait, you've seen it?
Yeah, yeah, sometimes the journey is its own reward. I certainly enjoyed much of the journey with BSG, parts of LIFE ON MARS, and even some stuff in KNOWING. But damn it, doesn't anybody know how to write an ending any more?
Writing 101, kids. Adam and Eve, God Did It, It Was All a Dream? I've seen Clarion students left stunned and bleeding for turning in stories with those endings.
Pfui.
(I sure hope those guys doing LOST have something better up planned for us. Though if it turns out to be They Were All Dead All Along I'm really going to be pissed).
Don't read this if you haven't yet watched the season finales of BATTLESTAR GALACTICA and/ or LIFE ON MARS. I've finally seen both (we are TIVO junkies, so we don't always watch shows the night they air), and... well...
BATTLESTAR GALACTICA ends with "God Did It." Looks like somebody skipped Writing 101, when you learn that a deus ex machina is a crappy way to end a story.
And now LIFE ON MARS ends with "It Was All a Dream." Curiously, I actually found that a bit more satisfying than the end of BSG. But still... really??? C'mon. Writing 101.
Oh, and while I'm at it, let me spoil the new Nicholas Cage movie, KNOWING. I actually enjoyed that one, mostly, although everyone else I know who has seen it hated it. But the ending... this time it was space angels who did it. And when the little kids starting running through the alien grass toward the glowing alien tree, I almost thought the boy was going to say, "My dad used to call me Caleb, but my real name is Adam," and then the little girl would say... oh, wait, you've seen it?
Yeah, yeah, sometimes the journey is its own reward. I certainly enjoyed much of the journey with BSG, parts of LIFE ON MARS, and even some stuff in KNOWING. But damn it, doesn't anybody know how to write an ending any more?
Writing 101, kids. Adam and Eve, God Did It, It Was All a Dream? I've seen Clarion students left stunned and bleeding for turning in stories with those endings.
Pfui.
(I sure hope those guys doing LOST have something better up planned for us. Though if it turns out to be They Were All Dead All Along I'm really going to be pissed).
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It was so...lazy; such a cop-out ending. The first hour was riveting and then...they frolic through Tanzania for an hour? o.0 and then everything's wrapped up in a nice, neat bow by angel Caprica and Baltar explaining "God did it."
And, WTH was Starbuck? Some angel or something? Please. She SHOULD have been Daniel, but because so many people guessed that they must have felt like they had to change it to still have an element of surprise. This ending surprised me alright and I was pissed. I would have much rather seen something I had guessed than be "surprised" for surprise's sake.
I thought it was insulting to their audience's intelligence.
As for Lost, my hubby decided that everyone on Lost was probably dead like in season 2..so we stopped watching at some point soon after that, hahaha. As my writing professor says about Lost, "It's like they're (the writers) all drunk or high and just kind of doing whatever. It's all exposition and lazy flashbacks to 'explain' everything; It's one of the worst written shows I've ever seen."
I wouldn't go THAT far (I think the 1 minute I watched of My Own Worst Enemy was just about the worst thing I've seen in a while)...but it DOES kind of seem like they had a great, concrete storyline idea with Lost, but then got greedy when it took off so well. So they decided to stretch it out with crazy, last minute ideas/cast changes/ridiculous drama to make it "last" longer to make more money. So eventually I just stopped caring. Plus, I heard they killed off Charlie. I will never forgive them, I just can't enjoy it now :P
Also, I think you're dead wrong about Lost. And your professor is even more wrong. Lost didn't actually grab be until season 2, especially the finale, which made me say "these writers know what they're doing - they've had that planned since episode 1". I've trusted them ever since then, and they have yet to let me down. It could still fall in a heap, I'll admit, because there's a lot going on.
I think what happened with Lost was that the writers conceived of a very strange sci-fi show much like what's on television right now, but were clever enough to slip it onto the market - and into people's viewing schedule - by making the first few seasons much more ordinary.
I wasn't a big fan of the most recent episode, but they have been top-notch otherwise, and I get the feeling it's going to stay strong right up to the conclusion.
And, yes, Lost had better have something much better in mind!
Btw, I would just like to take a moment to say that I am struck by how incredibly cool it is to be "chatting" with one of my all-time favorite authors about one of my all-time favorite shows! :-)
Not that I think it was the best possible ending, but I don't think we can say they didn't warn us....
:P
For what it's worth, I really enjoyed the (British) Life on Mars, and the ending was foreshadowed enough, and interesting enough in its own right, that I didn't mind. But then I think I'm a "journey" rather than a "destination" person myself (and for that reason expect to enjoy the latter books of ASOIAF less than the up-in-the-air, everything-to-play-for early books. But I hope to be proven wrong!)
One of the characters who lived did so in a highly implausible way, medically speaking. He should have at least been maimed for his trouble, and he was fine. No, "they've got more modern medicine" is not a proper excuse!
It's basically a site that documents (and often makes fun of) many of the common storytelling elements in media. Basically, everything is a trope. I think you might enjoy it.
it never really resolved it though, he started getting messages from Hyde and a number i can't remember off hand which turned out to be the ward in his hospital, and at the v end, to completely spoil it, sam swoke up in the hospital and lived out a few weeks in 2008, long enough to tell his story to a psychologist - who is the subject of the second program - ashes to ashes, and then killed himself to go back to '73 where he was happy, saving hunt and co
but the entire program is so worth the effort, there is only 16 eps- over 2 seasons - and i know that very few people who watched the original watched the remake because the original was so very very good
Maybe these kind of endings are just trendy nowadays. You see this "It's a trap!" ending in so many movies - sometimes it fits, sometimes it's just horrible and forced.
Well I haven't watched BSG but as you said.. the journey has to its own reward.. BUT... HOW... can someone.. who produces such a bad / boring ending produce such a good series?! (if it indeed is)
Thing Two- With all the care that the writers have taken, *and* their consciousness of the fans (evidenced in so many ways, including having Sawyer call Richard "your friend with the eyeliner"), I can't imagine they'd be that cavalier. It feels to me, the way the story breathes (like the best ones do) that they will continue to respect the audience to the end. I never watched BSG, but am sorry that they took the easy way out. Such an insult to their fans...
And I agree: I'm finding it so cool that one of my favorite writers watches Lost.
I really do hope they have a killer ending planned. Personally, I doubt it'll end up that they're all really dead. The way the series has been going, I don't see it going that way...but if it does, yeah, I'll be pissed.
Please please tell me that GRRM is not a Moorcockian-style Tolkien hater...I'll just be so sad!
The only bad part to me was that it ended, it'll be years before anything that good is on TV again. At least they went out strong instead of Stargating it to death.
Then again, the show didn't explain what the colonists were doing that warranted the deaths of trillions either. One could argue that the enslaving of the Cylons was that sin, but that argument doesn't go too far because by the time of the genocide the Cylons had already won their freedom and the Colonists were maintaining a diplomatic station specifically to show that they meant the Cylons no harm and wished to live in peace with them. The only explanation we are left with is the one which Moore provides through Lee and the "angels" conversation in the coda; that commercialism, advanced technology, and the creation of sentient life is, in some vague and undefined way, wrong (besides, this would make god a hypocrite). Needless to say, that message is somewhat unsatisfying and even insulting to many. And I haven't even gotten into the pro-human chauvinism shown by "god's" nuking of Cavil's colony, or how its willingness to destroy the Cylons doesn't quite mesh with a god willing to kill trillions of humans in revenge for how they treated their creations.
Really, the show had so many plot-holes, and repeated so many of the same lazy writing conventions (issue of the week format; introducing characters that are never seen again; telegraphing the deaths of major characters with heavy foreshadowing) that its fans deride other series for making, that I have difficulty understanding why so many are so convinced it was so great. Compared to the other sci-fi running when it was introduced it was pretty good, but I think in an objective sense, compared to series from the past, it was not great but just good and maybe even slightly mediocre.
Plus, that robot montage was just silly. I laughed. And not the happy kind.
Seriously. Even "rocks fall, everyone dies" is better than deus ex machina.
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Thanks.
Back in college, my cinematography class started epic-long discussions about whether DEM endings work for the better. It came down to circumstance versus consequence, and Wizard of Oz worked best as an example. In Oz, Dorothy might've been dreaming but she still had to resolve her issues in order to wake up. Groundhog Day presents a similar philosophy; someone becomes enlightened or transcends before moving forward. Groundhog Day also does its homework and gives the impression that Bill Murray could not ever have escaped unless he transcended his old self.
But if the characters didn't have to struggle through the high stakes and -develop- because of them, the stakes were never high. Nothing improves from this. The great tragedies don't end with Macbeth waking up from a nightmare and you don't even need writing 101 to figure out why.
(I know I posted a lot here, this is just one of my favorite topics in fiction.)
Also, whether you like their endings or not, it is my firm belief that the Japanese take more risks with their endings than us Westerners do.