Saw the new STAR TREK movie last night.
No spoilers here, just a resounding thumbs down. Take a pass.
The actors do a very creditable job of creating young versions of all the familiar characters from Classic Trek, but the writing sucks start to finish, and the science fictional aspects are ludicrous even for STAR TREK. Fans of the old show might like the film... but then again, maybe not, since it's a "reboot" (Hollywoodese for "retcon") and pisses all over the original continuity.
Me, I think they should just let this tired, tired franchise die. STAR WARS too. I don't ever need to see another wookie, or another klingon. (They won't, of course. Not so long as there's one more nickle to be made. I know how Hollywood works).
I love SF, and I love space opera, but can't we have some new characters in a new universe? Even BATTLESTAR GALACTICA was a retread, albeit a much more interesting one than anything Trek or SW has done in decades. We did have FIREFLY, short lived as it was... but there's room for more. Let's have television versions of Honor Harrington and Miles Vorkosigan. Let's have someone film the Praxis series by Walter Jon Williams, the best space opera I've read in years. Let's have anything that isn't Trek or STAR WARS.
If they really must remake old shows, screw it, let them remake Tom Corbett, Space Cadet, or Rocky Jones, Space Ranger. Pinto Vortando rules!!!
No spoilers here, just a resounding thumbs down. Take a pass.
The actors do a very creditable job of creating young versions of all the familiar characters from Classic Trek, but the writing sucks start to finish, and the science fictional aspects are ludicrous even for STAR TREK. Fans of the old show might like the film... but then again, maybe not, since it's a "reboot" (Hollywoodese for "retcon") and pisses all over the original continuity.
Me, I think they should just let this tired, tired franchise die. STAR WARS too. I don't ever need to see another wookie, or another klingon. (They won't, of course. Not so long as there's one more nickle to be made. I know how Hollywood works).
I love SF, and I love space opera, but can't we have some new characters in a new universe? Even BATTLESTAR GALACTICA was a retread, albeit a much more interesting one than anything Trek or SW has done in decades. We did have FIREFLY, short lived as it was... but there's room for more. Let's have television versions of Honor Harrington and Miles Vorkosigan. Let's have someone film the Praxis series by Walter Jon Williams, the best space opera I've read in years. Let's have anything that isn't Trek or STAR WARS.
If they really must remake old shows, screw it, let them remake Tom Corbett, Space Cadet, or Rocky Jones, Space Ranger. Pinto Vortando rules!!!
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I haven't read the Praxis series. But since you're mentioning it in the same breath as Honor Harrington I think I'll check it out in the near future. Thanks for the recommendation.
I did enjoy the new Star Trek. I admit that there were weaknesses gallore, and I liked it nonetheless.
and B5-era Claudia Christian would've made a great Honor, oh yes.Everyone else I know loved the movie.
I thought you said you liked it.
First Contact was pants.
I'm looking forward to it, personally, and may go see it with Linda next week.
That said, new space opera for the 21st century... Well, there's the forthcoming [i]Stargate Universe[/i] I suppose, but I guess it's part of another tried-and-true franchise.
Maybe even *specifically* Abnett. Most 40k novels are awful!
I'm a stickler for the original series, and heck. I'd prefer an adaptation of some obscure Sci-Fi novels over 'new' Star Trek.
Not saying you're one of these people. Just saying it's funny.
What i expected was an action-adventure romp with Star Trek makeup. And it does that very well.
But it's not real Star Trek, there's no moralizing, or allegory, or anything like that.
So, it was a poor "Star Trek" movie, but (in my opinion) a great action movie.
It was no Undiscovered Country, but it was big mindless fun, which I demand in a summer blockbuster, and I especially expect in an inheritor of a longstanding franchise.
That said, I would love, love to see an Honor Harrington space opera, or even Ray Bradbury's Martian Chronicles, either of which would lend themselves pretty well to big-screen shoot-em-ups. (the Chronicles, of course, would need to be pretty extensively re-worked, now we've seen some bits of the surface up-close, but that's neither here nor there)
I hate the film, because I love TOS. Especially the new Spock was a terribly twisted version of the old one and yes, they piss all over te original continuity to use your very fitting words.
Right now I'm trying to pretend I never watched it. ;)
The main plot was a retread of at least two of the earlier movies, with added teenage angst as a sideplot. The dialogue was at times so painful it hurt and the shoehorning in of things for each character to do was beyond irritating.
However nothing, but nothing was as continually frustrating and distracting as the CONSTANT LENS FLARE and Light Refractions on the frame.
If they were doing old sci-fi I'd want to see a live action version of the E.E. Doc Smith Skylark series. (or E.E. Smith PHD as he's apparently now known)
Failing that we must be due a Stainless Steel Rat or two.
Maybe a Citizen of the Galaxy? or a Between Planets?
How many times are they going to do the, "big alien thingamabob headed for Earth, only the ENTERPRISE can stop it" magilla?
First time it was v'ger. Next it was a Borg cube. This time it was bunch of Romulans who had somehow stolen a Shadow ship from BABYLON 5 (JMS should sue). A mining ship, right.
And when did the Romulans all go bald and get covered with tattoos? That part was new, at least. Stupid, but new.
My BFF is a Trekkie, and I'll be going to see the new film with her with some trepidation. I confess, I find it easiest to regard SF films as always taking place in an AU. Or, if they're really bad, I regard them as fanfiction. I find that that soothes my nerves.
Really don't get what the hype was about, it was a reanactment with a poor plot and far too few women in general and far too many pregant ones...
I would love to see new SF on the big screen, but it seems like everything out there is either for a niche audience, or people just haven't figured out how to market it to the public without ruining it. Instead we get the occasional crap SF flick (e.g. Chronicles of Riddick) or SF in other mediums (e.g. Battlestar). Hopefully Ender's Game will be the 21st Century SF we're all hoping for.
I don't think the "they messed up the continuity" argument holds water. They made it pretty clear that this is an alternate reality, one that exists side-by-side with the old one. Was this an all-too-easy deux ex machina on the part of the writers? Sure. But in this rare case I think it was necessary to satisfy the old fans (an impossible task but at least they made the gesture) as well as having the freedom to break away from the original storyline. Like you said, as long as there's money to be made on these franchises they aren't going anywhere. So as long as they're here, I'd rather have them reinvented instead of rehashed.
And lastly, the thing I liked most about the movie was how very, very reinvented it was. This James T. Kirk wasn't the old one, he was a hardened, in-your-face Kirk as a result of growing up without a father. The previously stoic, nearly emotionless Spock was replaced with one who was FORCED to have emotion in the face of his planet's destruction, as well as unexpected love. Is it the greatest writing ever? Nah. But compelling enough to be fresh and satisfying? In my opinion, yes.
Sorry you didn't like it or Star Wars, but that's no reason to attack the writers and creators. A lot of people loved it.