Well, now's your chance.
It would help if you live in Northern Ireland. Or at least the UK or the Republic of Ireland. Some actual experience in film or television production would be good as well. I'm sorry, it really doesn't matter how much you love my books if you live in South Dakota and have no experience.
Anyway, here's the skinny:
If you want to apply, please note the instructions therein and follow them precisely. DO NOT SEND EMAILS OR RESUMES TO ME! I will not be hiring anyone. Nor am I willing to write recommendations for people I have never met, no matter how sincere or enthusiastic you may be.
If this is something you really want, though, hey, take a shot. Can't hurt. Who knows, perhaps the stars will align, and YOU will end up being Floor Runner #2.
(No, I don't know what Floor Runner #2 does either. Possibly that's British for what we called "gopher" when I was in Hollywood. Something to do with running about the floor, at a guess).