To put a stop to this so that it doesn't take up so much time, I'm implementing the following policy for signatures:
* Any package sent to this office that has not been pre-arranged with our office administrator at firstname.lastname@example.org will be refused and returned unopened.
* Items unrelated to George's work will not be signed (yes, I'm talking to you guy who sent us a giant box of baseballs to be signed)
* All signature requests must include the name of the person for whom the item is being signed, and will be personalized at George's discretion. No sending us 20 books "just signatures please"
* If you are a book dealer looking for signatures for your store, contact the office administrator at the above email address and we'll see if we can help you.
If you're a legitimate fan that wants a book signed, please contact us and we'll help you arrange that. If you want George to sign a hundred book plates so you can sell them on eBay for grossly inflated prices, sorry, you're out of luck.