It WAS an amusing tweet. But I didn't make it. Once more, let me say... well, see below.
I seem to have to repeat this every year or so. Okay, sure. There are always folks who come in late, who never got the memo.
I AM NOT ON FACEBOOK.
I AM NOT ON TWITTER.
I have a website, and I have this Not A Blog, right here on Live Journal, and every so often (rarely) I post on other people's blogs and websites, or on certain bulletin boards and news / discussion sites. But that's it for my internet presence.
There are accounts on Facebook and Twitter that carry my name, I know. Some just repost the things I post here. Others are more actively malignant, making up all sorts of crap and trying to make them seem like my own words. They're not.
Accept no substitutes. This is where I hang out, nowhere else.